why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
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“Wow…” :) My cousin says this movie reminds her of me.. Watch this, then you’ll really know me. :) #DropDeadFred
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
whoa
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mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
WHAT ABOUT THE BLOND ONE?! She’s like “LORD JESUS DONT TAKE HER”
The BLONDE one? You mean….SLEEPING BEAUTY???
LOL “THE BLONDE ONE”
Rapunzel must of still been stuck in her tower since she didn’t attend
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Morning Commute Pro Tip: Always use the water slide lane.
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f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:
fuck the police if you know what i mean
Oh my fucking god
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look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
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